Camilla Jessen
Trump ate ‘whatever the hell they served us’ and saw more paintings than human beings.
President Donald Trump’s state visit to the UK was marked by extravagant banquets, royal admiration and trademark Trumpisms.
“The Biggest People in the World” at Windsor
Donald Trump didn’t hold back in describing the grandeur of his UK state banquet experience.
The U.S. President called the gathering at Windsor Castle a showcase of global significance, declaring the guest list included “the biggest people in the world.”
The details of the guest list remain undisclosed.
“A Wonderful Guy”
Asked about the highlight of his trip, Trump pointed to his time with King Charles, calling the monarch “a wonderful guy.”
According to The Independent, he added, “I knew him before but now I know him a little better.”
“More Paintings Than Any Human Being Has Ever Saw”
The president’s recollection of the royal surroundings was filled with his characteristic flair.
Speaking to reporters, Trump quipped that during the visit, “I saw more paintings than any human being has ever saw,” describing the abundance of artwork and sculptures on display at the royal residences.
Banquet Fit for a Head of State—Even if Trump Couldn’t Name It
While Trump may not have remembered the names of the dishes, the banquet served in his honor was anything but ordinary.
The formal dinner featured courses like Hampshire watercress panna cotta with parmesan shortbread and quail egg salad, followed by a delicately wrapped ballotine of organic Norfolk chicken.
The dessert was a bombe glacée cardinal, a creation of vanilla ice cream, Kentish raspberry sorbet, and poached Victoria plums.
“Whatever the Hell They Served Us”
Despite the carefully curated menu and wine pairings—including a vintage 1945 Port and Hennessy 1912 Cognac—Trump stated that he would eat “whatever the hell they served us.”
Honey Sandwich Diplomacy
The visit also featured moments of soft diplomacy.
Melania Trump joined the Princess of Wales to host Scouts for a hands-on event that included sandwiches made with honey from Kate’s personal beehive.
According to Trump, the First Lady “thought she was great,” referring to the Princess. “A very wonderful person,” he added, noting her resilience through unspecified past challenges.
Praise for the Royal Family
Trump went on to praise multiple members of the British royal family.
He described Prince William as “wonderful,” while reiterating his high regard for King Charles, noting, “He’s doing very well.”
“They treated us great. They treated our country great,” he said.
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