9 dad jokes so cringe, you can’t help but laugh

Who in your family is the one with all the dad jokes?

There’s jokes, and there’s dad jokes

Every family and friend group have one – the one person that has an, apparantly, inexhaustable supply of dad jokes.

Get ready to battle

If you are the one with all the dad jokes, you might know most of the jokes coming in the future slides – but if not, you get enough jokes to put up the fight of the Century by trying to battle the joker!

Nothing under the belt

Some da jokes are dirty, to put it mildly. There are severel hilarous ones, but in this slide, we have chosen only Safe For Work-material, so you can use them against your co-workers as well!

#1

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

#2

What’s a sharks favorite saying?

“Man overboard!”

#3

I’m so upset at my barber. He said he can’t cut my hair any longer.

He can only cut it shorter.

#4

A skeleton walks into a bar and says:

“Hey barender, I’ll have a beer and a mop”

#5

If your house is cold, go stand in the corner.

It’s always 90 degrees there.

#6

A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender ask: “Does the animal talk?”

The Parrot replies: “I don’t know”

#7

I asked my dog what is two minus two.

He said nothing.

#8

Swimming with sharks is expensive.

It cost me an arm and a leg.

#9

I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.